rite well by me theres a clay slag heap and theres like a minature valley type thing between 2 of the mounds. it starts of at about 20-25 ft high either side and theres is literally like 5 ft at the bottom in which u got from going down one side very fast to going up the other side equally as fast experiencing quite a bit of force in between.
so to set the story my seat was f**ked as it kept coming loose etcetc. so im bored and i deice im gonna sit down the whole way down one side and see how far i can go up the other side just from the momentum i gain.. so i role down one side and as i reach the bottom and start my accent my seat post snaps!! now here the wonderful chain of events that occured
1. remnants of my seat post stabbed me in the gouche
2. after which i then ground my ass on the back tire
3. during having my back tire wipe my ass for me its pulls down my jeans snapping off the bottom
4. i then fall off the back of the bike halfway up a hill.

so anyways at this point im wondering what the hell just happened and then i notice that my left shoe is missing.
so now let me tell you about the carnage afterwads
in order of lowest point on slope to highest it went like this

1/remnants of my seat and seat post
2. me with a very sore ass
3. my bike now in a heap and
4. my left shoe about 2 ft from the top looking down at me!!
at this i was baffled but still i found it hilarious

if anyone else has had some form of unbelievable funny or just generally idiotic accident let me know
( i dont wanna be a window licker all on my own now do i)