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Re: My Big Fat Purple leg! www.Bishyhatesstumps.com/aaaaahno
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2007, 21:12:13 PM »
Shes 45. I occasionaly tell her about funny things on the forum, she will jump at any chance to bore me with gardening/plants etc so its only fair.

She did actualy enjoy this one tho...
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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2007, 21:22:39 PM »
Quote from: smellthecheese on June 26, 2007, 21:12:13 PM
Shes 45. I occasionaly tell her about funny things on the forum, she will jump at any chance to bore me with gardening/plants etc so its only fair.

She did actualy enjoy this one tho...
Not my fault you're not domestic, she'll be trying to get you to iron stuff next, lol

Try moving out, then she can't pester you... Tongue Grin
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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2007, 21:49:14 PM »
Hehe, well s'al good. Youve brightend her day...unfortunatley on a weird and uncomfortable subject about your tingling happy sack. Nether the less, i found it funny too Cheesy

I think i can put up with her for now, besides id rather spend my moving out money on more bike stuff and save for a house later Tongue
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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2007, 12:50:39 PM »
Cool...

Is she fit?? Whats her Myspace addy?? lol
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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2007, 17:39:04 PM »
Erm no...end of!!!
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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2007, 17:44:52 PM »
Tsh! no sense in being shy on her behalf, pmsl!

Back on track then....

had to go home early today coz I keep getting bad cramps in my squished leg - not good at all, especially when you have to admit defeat handling a cushy office job with minimal input for maximum pay qualities... :'(

Am booked into see ma Doc tomorrow so will see what he has to say about it all - the Word at work is for me to go to a Vet, lol   Grin
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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2007, 18:12:43 PM »
Me shy?? No im being protective...i know what old people get up to when encouraged Tongue
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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2007, 18:56:47 PM »
Tsh, just providing a service, lol
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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2007, 19:29:05 PM »
Bishy.

You are a legend.
Honestly fella you should write yer memoirs. You'd rake in a fortune.
On a more seriouuuus  note. Keep an eye on the big lad of a bruise.
Had royal purpleness on my chest........felt like boobs.... Mmmmmmmmm. Stop it.
This was after breaking the old collarbone.
It's a Haematoma. Massive bruising following serious blunt trauma......fnar fnar !!!
Here's mine.
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/859085/
Toook a farping age to go and was told to keep a good eye on it 'cos it's not a good idea to have that much blood floating around in one area.......well apart from the obvious area.

Hope you heal well and stomp the landing next time.

Can't beat full protection. Messrs TLD, Spy, Frotress and Ice Hockey armour have saved me a good few times.
Could you only imagine the damage you'd have got without them. Reeeeeeeespect.

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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2007, 19:32:09 PM »
By the way. You are only in Trowbridge.
Get yourself down to http://www.ukbikepark.com/
Uplift tastic.
We have one this weekend.
Look on the other proposed dates and come and play with us.
You won't be dissappointed.
All like minded idiots of a certain age.

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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2007, 19:35:57 PM »
That bikepark looks cool!! You got some proper strapping blue boobies there! Looks like you passed out on the way back from the pub and got graffitied, lol

Would like to write my memoirs but that would mean i was on my way out, maybe tempting fate?? I wouldnt like to get up to date and then p!ss myself off by "stayin'alive, stayin alive..."    Grin
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« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2007, 13:01:34 PM »
Saw the Doc this morning for some Proper Drugs to get rid of the eternal cramping....
Was well impressed by my swollen purpleness  Grin
Apparently I have crushed my major walking muscles against my femur - he's surprised I can walk on it, let alone work....

The bruises will be there in various colours for around 3-4 weeks, such is the underlying damage.... Sad  Coz they have been squashed in a non-comedy road-kill stylee they will randomly spasm trying to get back to where they were...

eek.   :'(
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« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2007, 13:51:42 PM »
Quote from: Mr.Bishy the White(speckled) on June 28, 2007, 13:01:34 PM
Saw the Doc this morning for some Proper Drugs to get rid of the eternal cramping....
Was well impressed by my swollen purpleness  Grin
Apparently I have crushed my major walking muscles against my femur - he's surprised I can walk on it, let alone work....

The bruises will be there in various colours for around 3-4 weeks, such is the underlying damage.... Sad  Coz they have been squashed in a non-comedy road-kill stylee they will randomly spasm trying to get back to where they were...

eek.   :'(

Ooopsies :p Stump compensation from the council?
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« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2007, 17:57:56 PM »
Was done at Longleat - could always sue them american-stylee for having tree's on their land?? lol

Got Fri/Sat/Sunday off - with no visable end to the mess that is my right leg...am getting proper fat from not being able to ride.... Angry
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« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2007, 17:17:38 PM »
Lot better today - less crampy, but that may just be the prescription drugs starting to work, lol

Was fine all day, working in the house and in the back garden, sat down for 10 minutes to check my emails, etc and couldn't stand up again... Sad

Never known anything that gets worse the more you rest it.... Roll Eyes

On the bright side I should be able to Get Back On Da Bike this Wednesday/Thursday, my next day's off.... Grin

Don't feel any lack of confidence - on the contrary... Haven't ridden for over a week and am set to get Proper Medieval when I do.... Wink
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