ive heard creatine gives you erection problems and a smaller well err.. you know. or am i thinking of anabolic steroids?

yeah your thinking of steroids.
Its like a mate wont use creatine, this is the convosation;

Yeah just had my creatine shake for the day
"Ar man, dont use creatine"
How come ?
"It makes your willy small"
Oh right, well it hasnt effected me any
"I supose..."
 

Yeah he believed it stunts growth. But it doesnt, just to clear queries about that.

I would write a huge post like paul explaining everything but as you can see from the time i've posted this, Its not the best thing to be doing