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(Nearly a) Bl**dy ladder!!
« on: December 08, 2005, 18:55:44 PM »

Just had a lucky escape putting some random stuff up into my loft ( I know this is'nt bike related, but hey...) was stood on the 2nd from top step on my 2year-old stepladder, when suddenly, the b*stard

Collapsed!

luckly missed the bannister rail, felt it whistle past the back of my head Smiley, only injuries grazes & bruises to my back, legs, and arm...very lucky!!

Also missed the oppertunity(damn!) to go over the bannister & fall 12foot-odd down the stairs...

One off the legs had bent at 45 deg, I wasnt twisting or nowt, just dissappeared from under me!!

Not recommended!!

Needed a drink after that one, was sweating like Gary Glitter... Wink
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Re: (Nearly a) Bl**dy ladder!!
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2005, 19:36:40 PM »

Similar to binning it on a stair set but without the glory. Glad you got away with it, nothing like a near miss to wake you up a bit, on or off the bike.

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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2005, 19:46:58 PM »

Similar to binning it on a stair set but without the glory. Glad you got away with it, nothing like a near miss to wake you up a bit, on or off the bike.

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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2005, 10:34:03 AM »

Step ladders are evil bastards.  Had an interesting experience involving a rapid descent with an armfull of scalextric from the loft on monday afternoon....
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2005, 14:12:08 PM »

not good at all!
was just thinking the other day while getting out the loft "If this was to fall over, I would seriously hurt meself..." then had one of those having a nightmare moments when it actually happened!!
While falling thro the air, the only thing I thought of was that of all the dodgy stupid stuff I've ever done on a bike, I was about to die putting stuff into my loft....how crap! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2005, 15:28:53 PM »

god job you didntgo over the banister and down the stairs its like rockclimbing going up your stairs there so steep
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2005, 18:30:04 PM »

indeed!!
would have been rather messy...
Wearing me dianese the next time.... Wink
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2005, 13:40:45 PM »

hmmmm, i jus been up the ladders getting xmas decorations out and nearly had rhe same fate but managed to rescue myself before falling, sounds like you had a lucky escape
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2005, 18:42:39 PM »

Have got a big yellow/purple bruise on the side of my upper leg the size of a saucer, is well sore!!
Those funny pads on the sides of the legs of dainese suits...


They're for falling off ladders onto... Wink
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2005, 23:06:31 PM »

Step ladders are evil b'tards.  Had an interesting experience involving a rapid descent with an armfull of scalextric from the loft on monday afternoon....

Sorry but for some reason this made me laugh so much..........
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Re: (Nearly a) Bl**dy ladder!!
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2005, 23:28:09 PM »

Quote from: Mr.Bishy the White(speckled)

Not recommended!!

haha Grin, nah thought id give that a go for a laugh lol.........

Glad it missed your head though mate otherwise that wouldnt have been very funny.


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Re: (Nearly a) Bl**dy ladder!!
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2005, 16:30:09 PM »

Why dio all houses seem to have the loft door thing right next to the stairs? I always think of how easy it'd be for me to fall down onto the stairs when going into my loft if the ladder broke or fell over.
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2005, 12:02:24 PM »

I wish i was getting my Scalextric down.
I havent played with it for ages, and i've got all my Dads 40+ year old stuff inc cars, track, pits, buildings & people.
Strange how Scalextric brings out the kid in every guy i know
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2005, 12:08:32 PM »

Scalextric is cool!!
better cred than Hornby... Roll Eyes

got a new ladder yesterday from Argos, can be used a stepladder, with stair-type offset legs, or can be slid up into a double-length Loft ladder! Superb!

The Random Small Child who ran into the end of it & fell on her arse with a red mark on her forehead & a surprised look on her face did'nt think it was great tho... Grin
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2005, 12:10:33 PM »

Scalextric is ace, we had a sunday pub lunch session a couple of years back and after a few ales we decided we could just make Toys R Us before closing time and pretty much bought every last bit of track they had and had a lovely 6 lane set up.
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