last year i broke my wrist when i fell off a kerb on my bike, most embarrasing thing ever. The worst thing was that i had to ride home!

Nasty bail on a 6foot jump, sprained my wrist, broke my toes/foot and a lovely gash on my head... still rode home 8miles with a puncture.

Now thats commitment 

My most stupid 'proper' was at Blair Witch trails.
Dropped in paying no attention at all to the 1st 3, jumped the 1st but overshot and lost all speed, by the time I was really aware what I was doing i'd just gone head 1st into the back of the second just in time to tw@ my face and break the scaphoid and radial in my wrist, arm and dislocated both.
In true spaz style walked back to the pub and called for a taxi to A+E followed by a 10 hour wait to even be seen or get painkillers.

Funniest are probably involving "the game" resulting in pileups usually in the middle of town when theres nothing more interesting to do.
Also managed to stick a 1.5mm allen key through my thumb... that was pretty stupid

autumn, my boy, be patient son!

Think i surpassed myself with stupidity yesterday....

Not long after my wrist operation and the Physio says I can ride if I take it easy.
Went to the local bmx track and true to my word took it easy, went for a sit at the side of the track, unclipped my right foot, sat for a while and completely forgot my left foot was attached.
Arse over tit down the landing on to my wrist.. now I can barely move it again and i'm off to see my surgeon on monday

i was helping to tidy some stuff up in chicksands, dropped the broom, then accidently stood on the broom and it hit me straight in the face and my ear where i had just got my ear pierced again...pain and humility!