From not riding properly since the summer, to spending the whole of yesterday on a bike in chicksands, i can no longer sit down and feel slightly like John Wayne...definitely a problem

it sounds to me like you have a brused arse bone

just keep riding and after a week or two it goes away

is always like that when you havnt been riding for a while, will go away eventualy

do you have a bunch if grapes hanging from your corn hole?

that's just nasty!!!! And no i don't it's purely riding induced

You could have just let him go to the doctors.. 

Womens specific seats are the way forward, sooooooooooooooo comfy.
I reccomend the specialised ones

No but they are stupidly comfortable, my mum runs one on her bike i'm not actually so sad i've bought one (yet)

Seriously though if your a women buy a womens saddle it will be a massive improvement.
"Mens" seats generally aren't designed with comfort in mind, i'm no doctor or woman but being saddle sore for any legnth of time can't be nice.